LOLCedric: So. How is it that you - a skinny boy with no extraordinary acting talent - managed to defeat the greatest actor of all time? How did you escape with nothing but eight movies, while Robert Pattinson’s powers were destroyed?
Harry: Why do you care how I escaped? Pattinson was after your time…
Cedric: Pattinson is my past, present and future, Harry Potter…
*Cedric pulls Harry’s wand from his pocket and begins to trace it through the air, writing two shimmering words*
ROBERT PATTINSON
*Then, Cedric waves the wand once, and the letters of his name rearrange themselves*
POTTER IS NOT BRAN
Harry: Um… so?
Cedric: You know, that made alot more sense in my head…
:D
HAHAHHAHAAAAAA OMG DEAD